oh-you-better-run:

hotelsongs:

carecub | xekstrin | wrathofprawn:



for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever



Also, guys, for the record, women were on the first line of defence at the Battle of Stanlingrad:

Many women fought on the Soviet side, or were under fire. At the beginning of the battle there were 75,000 women and girls from the Stalingrad area who had finished military or medical training, and all of whom were to serve in the battle. Women staffed a great many of the anti-aircraft batteries that fought not only the Luftwaffe but German tanks. Soviet nurses not only treated wounded men under fire but were involved in the highly dangerous work of bringing wounded soldiers back to the hospitals under enemy fire. Many of the Soviet wireless and telephone operators were women who often suffered heavy casualties when their command posts came under fire. Though women were not usually trained as infantry, many Soviet women fought as machine gunners, mortar operators, and scouts. Women were also snipers at Stalingrad. Three air regiments at Stalingrad were entirely female. At least three women won the title Hero of the Soviet Union while driving tanks at Stalingrad.

I can’t find right now the source I once read that said the literal first line of defence when the Germans began their offensive was a group of teenage girls with a machine gun. I’ll add it later if I can find it again.
Don’t fucking invade Russian in winter, guys. They’ll kill you dead.

oh-you-better-run:

hotelsongs:

carecub | xekstrin | wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

Also, guys, for the record, women were on the first line of defence at the Battle of Stanlingrad:

Many women fought on the Soviet side, or were under fire. At the beginning of the battle there were 75,000 women and girls from the Stalingrad area who had finished military or medical training, and all of whom were to serve in the battle. Women staffed a great many of the anti-aircraft batteries that fought not only the Luftwaffe but German tanks. Soviet nurses not only treated wounded men under fire but were involved in the highly dangerous work of bringing wounded soldiers back to the hospitals under enemy fire. Many of the Soviet wireless and telephone operators were women who often suffered heavy casualties when their command posts came under fire. Though women were not usually trained as infantry, many Soviet women fought as machine gunners, mortar operators, and scouts. Women were also snipers at Stalingrad. Three air regiments at Stalingrad were entirely female. At least three women won the title Hero of the Soviet Union while driving tanks at Stalingrad.

I can’t find right now the source I once read that said the literal first line of defence when the Germans began their offensive was a group of teenage girls with a machine gun. I’ll add it later if I can find it again.

Don’t fucking invade Russian in winter, guys. They’ll kill you dead.

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miss-mgann:

Diana: (Seeing a child crying) What’s wrong, little one?
Child: They won’t let me play pirates with them.
Diana: And why not?
Child: Because I’m the girl, and they need someone to save.
Diana:
Child: It’s okay. I don’t even know how to sword fight.
Diana: (Glances at the boys who are playing pirates) Neither do they. In battle, they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight?
Diana: (She picks up a stick) They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are…the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury…and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand?
Child: Uh-huh.
Diana: (She hands the sword-stick to the child) Now go. Unleash hell.
Steve: That was sweet. Teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that.
-Wonder Woman (2009)

You can’t make this stuff up.


sringmachiatto:

orangecoconuts:

THE DUCK REFUSED MEDICAL TREATMENT AND WALKED AWAY

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not language but a map: If you hate Fleur Delacour, Cho Chang, or Pansy Parkinson, you should probably unfollow me, because you have objectively...


gyzym:

BUT HOW COULD ANYONE HATE THESE CHARACTERS

I mean just, let’s look at these women, right, the lives we’ve seen and the lives that they could be leading in the aftermath of the books:

Fleur Delacour, whose whole narrative is wrapped up in her physical beauty until the point where she stands up…

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ubergrid:

you know if someone kidnapped me i wouldn’t have to finish this novel AT ALL just saying 20000 WORDS TO GO nnng

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Ponies ARE cool.

Ponies ARE cool.

momentofellis:

“We’ve come up with an extrapolation of the computer that’s…well, it’s kind of frightening.” Planetary. art by John Cassaday.
fuckyeahwildstorm:

polifacetico:

started reading planetary :# it’s okay so far.


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momentofellis:

“We’ve come up with an extrapolation of the computer that’s…well, it’s kind of frightening.” Planetary. art by John Cassaday.

fuckyeahwildstorm:

polifacetico:

started reading planetary :# it’s okay so far.

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explodingdog:

back to the cave

explodingdog:

back to the cave

“Imagine that a human being (you can imagine this to be yourself) has been subjected to an operation by an evil scientist. The person’s brain (your brain) has been removed from the body and placed in a vat of nutrients which keeps the brain alive. The nerve endings have been connected to a super-scientific computer which causes the person whose brain it is to have the illusion that everything is perfectly normal. There seem to be people, objects, the sky, etc.; but really, all the person (you) is experiencing is the result of electronic impulses travelling from the computer to the nerve endings. The computer is so clever that if the person tries to raise his hand, the feedback from the computer will cause him to ‘see’ and ‘feel’ the hand being raised. Moreover, by varying the program, the evil scientist can cause the victim to ‘experience’ (or hallucinate) any situation or environment the evil scientist wishes. He can also obliterate the memory of the brain operation, so that the victim will seem to himself to have always been in this environment. It can even seem to the victim that he is sitting and reading these very words about the amusing but quite absurd supposition that there is an evil scientist who removes people’s brains from their bodies and places them in a vat of nutrients which keep the brains alive. The nerve endings are supposed to be connected to a super-scientific computer which causes the person whose brain it is to have the illusion that…”

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Every day brings its own unique challenges…

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Every day brings its own unique challenges…